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Created on 2012-02-17 09:20:05 (#1511937), never updated
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Name: | edgar montmarte. |
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PEACE OUT FREAKS.
apprentice minder to momus | able to pin the blame for any incident upon anyone and have it stick regardless
L O U D | Q U I C K - W I T T E D | C U T T H R O A T | I M P A T I E N T
braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
" those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket. "
Edgar Montmarte is not a particularly kind man. He is brash, loud, impatient and delivers compliments with one hand and insults you with the other. It's not a surprise to hear he doesn't have many friends — but the few who do stick around he can tolerate greatly, even if he rolls his eyes at just about everything they do. Serving as apprentice minder to Momus means his job as a restaurant critic is particularly apt; Edgar's tendency to blame anyone from the janitor to the pastry chef on the disgusting gazpacho (and have hoards of people agree) is thanks to the deity, although the words thank you have probably never passed his lips since birth. He and his partner (a chef by the name of Anthony) of a record four-months currently live together somewhere on the Lower East side. If Anthony ever grouches about his sudden disappearances and "long work hours", well — Edgar always seems to come up with someone to blame. |



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